How Obama and Rodney can keep us safe......

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[caption id="attachment_803" align="aligncenter" width="400"] OBAMA AND ROMNEY CONDOMS[/caption]OH YES...all concern right now is about the two candidates of the season ,therefore we are gonna show you how both of them can really keep us safe against HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases that are affecting a percentage of our nation..

OBAMA CONDOMS-single pack

Will they work?
No condom is 100% effective, however if you don’t want that baby’s mammas drama, you gotta choose Obama. So like anyone with a good exit strategy, keep a backup plan handy!

What size are they?
Obama Condoms are one size fits most; however smaller sizes (for Asians and Caucasians) are available upon request.

Are they real condoms?
Obama Condoms are real latex condoms that are FDA approved. Not only will they protect you from accidental spills, statistics show that they’re safer than the Department of Homeland Security.

What makes Obama Condoms so special?
Obama Condoms are black to make her feel like the first lady (even if she’s really second or third).

Usage tips
Obama Condoms do not like prolonged exposure to direct sunlight. Don't let them go past their expiration date. Like Bush's Presidency, over time Obama Condoms will become less effective and prone to failure.

MITT ROMNEY CONDOMS-SINGLE PACK

And now we present a form of birth control that will make people want to be abstinent. Forever.

Runnin' Scared introduces the Mitt Romney condom -- recently unveiled by the same New York company that first marketed Barack Obama rubbers in 2008 (h/t New York Post).

Say It With a Condom's "Never Settle" model, perfect for "anyone with an elitist penis" and "great for any position" (yuk yuk yuk), according to the website.

The geniuses behind this gagphylactic, listing its many "features and benefits," make promises rivaling those of ANY political candidate:

"Romney Condoms are tax free so even the poor can afford them"; "this is one 'safety net' that doesn't have any holes"; and "keeps unemployment low by preventing additions to the work force" are among the not-so-sexy slogans.

If Mitt Romney condoms don't satisfy your cravings for soft-making shtick, consider the Sarah Palin variety (when abortion is not an option) or the John McCain offering (old but not expired).


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