The Original Pussy Straws 8 Pack. You got to lip it before you sip it! Who does not love pussy? That's what we thought, and now you can share your love for the pretty pink paradise with all of your friends with these hilarious Pussy Straws. These sexy sippers are a must-have for Bachelor Parties, Frat parties, guys night out, poker night, divorce parties, strip club sessions, lesbian lick fests, and any other sultry slit celebrations. If you love pretty pink vajayjay, these cute coochie straws are the perfect party starter! Includes 8 Straws.